CHRIS' STOMPING GROUND

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NOTE: THE PICS ON THE PAGE ARE NOT GOOD QUALITY ESPECIALLY WHEN VIEWED THROUGH THE AOL BROWSER. IT MAKES ME LOOK BLOTCHY, TOOTHLESS, AND REALLY KINDA UGLY.

Why did I make this page?: Let's get this out of the way at the start - I'm not mentally disturbed, stupid, ugly, depressed, conceited, or strange in any [bad] way. I am just a normal guy who is baffled how to meet nice women. I don't date anyone I work with and I don't frequent bars or clubs -- does that really work anyway? I figure that if I'm willing to spend hours putting together a work resume, why can't I spend equal time to try and fill the void in my personal life? Take a stroll around and if you think we sound like a possible match, e-mail me and tell me about yourself. I don't want to play games and I'm not just looking for "fun." I am sincerely interested in meeting someone special - and if that turns into a long-term relationship, great. If not, that's okay too. I have no aversion to making new friends. However, I have no desire to have a long-term e-mail relationship, so eventually meeting in person is a distinct possibility. If that freaks you out then please look elsewhere. I'm sure there are a lot of guys in Montana tin shacks who would like to be your pen pal. Also, I should ask you to provide a picture of yourself. It may sound shallow, but physical attraction is a must (you know it's true - don't get judgmental on me!). I'm a very modest person and don't like to talk about myself, but in all honesty, I think I'm a pretty good all-around catch and I'm looking for a woman with her own very unique, special qualities. Well, if I haven't scared you away by this point, feel free to read on. If there is anything else you would like to know, just e-mail me and ask!

Words that describe me: honest, kind, considerate (I'll save the last Entenman's chocolate chip cookie for you), very laid back, intelligent, focused, loving, prioritized, funny, silly, successful, giving, loyal, well-rounded, cynical (In a good way), open to trying new things, accepting (of others and their faults).

What I'm looking for: A woman with a preponderance of the qualities listed above and …Someone with great senses of humor and perspective...Someone who will watch football on Sundays (you don't have to know who #65 is on the Steelers, just be willing), but also expects me to help with the shopping, do housework, and take her out for a good time (i.e., sharing in each other's happiness and helping each other through the mundane and trying times). Someone with whom I can have a good conversation...Someone who is career-oriented and successful but doesn't take her job or herself too seriously...Someone with good old-fashioned values and morals...Someone family oriented...Someone open-minded and on the liberal side of the spectrum. No racists, rednecks, neo-nazis, or violent pro-lifers need apply...Obviously, someone who is drug-free and disease-free...Preferably a non-smoker...Someone I consider attractive, so a photo is a must (that doesn't mean you have to be a 6' tall model)...Oh yeah, and please try to limit your emotional baggage to one or two carry-ons, I'm out of storage space.

What I see in my future: A wonderful wife, 1½ smart obedient kids, a big house with cathedral ceilings and a big back yard, and continued success in business (i.e., the American dream).

Yum: General Tso's Chicken, Reduced Fat Better Cheddars, Apple Juice, Strawberry Pop Tarts, Wattered-Down Orange Juice, Whopper (Burger King), Cajun Chicken Sandwich (TGI Friday's), Apples, Diet Sprite, Red Stripe Beer, Fried Chicken, Potatos (chips, mashed, french fried, baked, boiled, etc...)

Work Motto: Give people what they ask for, not what they need. Or, when all else fails give them something.

Favorite Quote: Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies…

Twins: I've been told I "resemble" Michael J. Fox, Stefan Edberg, and Tim Robbins. I don't see it, but…

Superficial stuff: I'm 6'0" tall, 177 pounds, angular but pseudo-athletic, big brown eyes, brown hair, nice tan in summer. I try to get about 1-2 hours of exercise per day (weights, aerobics, cycling). Do I look like Soloflex Guy? No, right now I'm the poster-boy for "average" (due mainly to the "Yum" section shown above).

More about me: As I mentioned elsewhere on this page, I am a freelance college football scout. You can visit my company web site here if you want to see what I do in my "spare" time.

Where to contact me: I can be reached via e-mail at draftday1@aol.com.

THE BASICS
Name: Chris H.

Born: December 27, 1967 in Womelsdorf, PA
Age:

Residence: Woodbridge, VA

College: Shippensburg University of PA. Transcript.

Work: Budget Analyst at a Gov't agency in Washington, DC, and Freelance College Football Scout

I Like: The NFL Draft, writing, sports, exercise, movies, theater, music, bike riding, TV, South Park, euchre, and quiet pubs with good conversation

Religion: Lutheran (But not attending)

Pet: Jasmine (a.k.a., Jazz, Jazzy, Fat ass)

Favorite Sports Teams: Steelers, Flyers, Phillies, Penn State football, 76ers

PICTURES
Summer 1998:

In the pool - I'm too cool


Taking shelter from a Fla. hurricane

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